Crowthorne & Crown Wood Cricket Club

BREAKING NEWS: Perennial Contendors Jimmy "The Mallard" Carson and Monty "Duck Boy" Miller have been installed by Ladbrokes as the ante-post favourites to win the not-so coveted Duck Prize in 2012. Other contenders are rumoured to be Brendy "The Frenzy" MacKenzie and previous winner Matt "Don't bowl spin to me" Jouanides.
After a flurry of large wagers placed in betting shops up and down the length and breadth of Crowthorne High Street, Carson finally folded and put £20 on himself to win.
Further details as and when we get them....